April 2011
Reblog if you are online and will follow back...
That moment when you get tricked into watching a...
That akward moment when you realize cartoons...
When you lose your phone and it's on silent .
the awkward moment when a 12 year old has more...
ijustseethesky:
Bill Cosby
Make it shake like my jello pudding bitch
Reblog If You Dislike Silent Followers
When someone brings up something really...
iheartxlably:
“Let me help you to shut the fuck up.”
Will you marry me?
That akward moment when you get on tumblr for the...
that akward moment when the doctor tells you that...
The Onion Booty
thank you so much
How to create your sexy face
poeticsexmusic:
Step 1: Relax your face muscles
Step 2: Work your eyebrows
Step 3: Squint like you tryna see someone far away
Step 4: Be sure to look all deep and seductive
Step 5: Make it a point to lick your lips in the picture
Step 6: Combine them all and you can look like me in the following picture
That moment when a girl is talking shit to you and...
Reblog this if you think the person you reblogged...
My thoughts when a girl has no pictures of herself...
poeticsexmusic:
1) You have no soul
2) you have no face
3) You’re an alien
If you got a problem with me, tell me. Not everyone else
The real driving manual: Green = GO! … Red = STOP! … Yellow = get your a$s across the road before it turns red!
ATTENTION MINORITIES:
Being an athlete or an entertainer are not the only career choices you have. You can be different and become something different
