May 2013
People kill flys just because they’re annoying. If people killed people for being annoying i would’ve died like 18 years ago
I hate when people take goofy ass pics and then put inspirational quotes with em. I guess we supposed to just forget about that pic, huh?
Me: Exercise
Me: Exercis
Me: Exerci
Me: Exerc
Me: Exer
Me: Exe
Me: Ex
Me: Extra fries
Why do people always abuse slang. The fuck going to Walmart got to do with turning up? You ain’t about to be in there twerking and shit :/
I tried I give a fuck once... It was was horrible....
Don't "k" me, you bastard
me: okay lets start this homework
*2 hours later*
me: okay lets start this homework
I was pretending to die in front of my dog to see how she would react. This b*tch stared at me until I stopped moving and then stole a piece of chicken off the table -_-
Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our...
livstarks:
we-must-unite:
cerezsis:
proudtobeahufflepuff:
the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
truuunicorn:
being insecure fucking sucks because people always think you’re saying shit for attention or to get compliments but I don’t want attention because attention means more people noticing my flaws and I don’t want compliments because I don’t even know how to take them
I still haven’t gotten the hang of this texting shit. Ima either text you back instantly, or like a whole 3 days later. There is no in between
April 2013
Basic school day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die
